(Source: emis-killa-will-marry-me)
Joe: A lot. I’ll tell you about it later.
Nick: What’s going on? Talk to me.
Joe: Right now what’s going on is me going to bed.
Nick: I wish you’d talk to me.
Joe: Not tonight.
Joe: That’s weird…
Nick: What is?
Joe: Everything.
Joe: Sorry. I’m just not feeling 100% right now.
Nick: What’s wrong?
Joe: A lot. I’ll tell you about it later.
Nick: What’s going on? Talk to me.
Joe: Right now what’s going on is me going to bed.
Joe: That’s weird…
Nick: What is?
Joe: Everything.
Joe: Sorry. I’m just not feeling 100% right now.
Nick: What’s wrong?
Joe: A lot. I’ll tell you about it later.
Joe: That’s weird…
Nick: What is?
Joe: Everything.
Joe: Sorry. I’m just not feeling 100% right now.
Nick: Still. I’m sorry. You have every right to go wherever you want with whoever you want. It’s none of my business.
Joe: So… It wasn’t where I was going. It was who I was going with?
Nick: No. It was that…
Joe: That’s weird…
Nick: Still. I’m sorry. You have every right to go wherever you want with whoever you want. It’s none of my business.
Joe: So… It wasn’t where I was going. It was who I was going with?
Nick: No. It was that you’re going and you just got here.
Nick: Am I a told weirdo for going to dinner with a fan?
Joe: Ok.
Joe: Probably.
Nick: I’m sorry.
Joe: For what?
Nick: The other night. For lying to you and then yelling at you about it.
Joe: Oh. It’s fine.
Nick: It’s not. I was being a brat.
Joe: Nick, it’s fine. I’m over it.
Nick: Still. I’m sorry. You have every right to go wherever you want with whoever you want. It’s none of my business.
Joe: So… It wasn’t where I was going. It was who I was going with?
Nick: I’m sorry.
Joe: For what?
Nick: The other night. For lying to you and then yelling at you about it.
Joe: Oh. It’s fine.
Nick: It’s not. I was being a brat.
Joe: Nick, it’s fine. I’m over it.

Why does this exist…
Because its awesome.
…I fail to see how any of that is awesome.
The whole thing is amazing.
(Source: unlessdying, via christopherpaul--colfer-deactiv)
